Melanie from Saskatchewan (on FB). For some reason I couldn't copy the link, so here's the text:
Alright, Pierre, Mark, and (sigh) Jagmeet – let’s have a little fireside chat about this week’s election fiasco, shall we?
I’ve been watching you three – well, mostly two, since one of you’s barely a blip.
Pierre Poilievre, you absolute gem, you’re out there saving Canada like it’s your personal mission to set every Canadian on the path to prosperity, seemingly denied after a long lost liberal decade of waste, mismanagement and brutal inflationary woes. An ordinary guy with the heart of a lion, you’ve got crowds eating out of your experienced hands.
That Edmonton rally? Those tax cuts – 15% off income, no sales tax on new homes, and an energy corridor to make OPEC sweat? Pure genius, my friend.
And when you tore into that plastic straw nonsense in Windsor, saying, “Carney’s got you choking on paper straws while China turns the Pacific into a landfill,” I swear the crowd’s cheers could’ve fueled a rocket to Mars. Your debate zinger – “Mark, you tanked the pound; the loonie’s not your next victim” – had social media exploding with “Pierre for PM” memes. You’re not just running, Pierre; you’re carrying Canada’s hopes like the last case of beer at a tailgate party. Keep shining, you glorious everyman.
Now, Mark Carney, oh Marky–Mark, you slippery Bay Street serpent. You’ve been dodging scandals like a weasel in a grease trap, and it’s honestly embarrassing. That April 17 debate? A trainwreck in a tailored suit. You clammed up about your assets like you’re hiding a secret vault full of carbon credits, and Pierre – God love him – tarred and feathered you as the “globalist crony” so much so that #ShadyMcBankster’s been trending on X🤭
You mumbled about your Bank of England days while Canadians are out here rationing instant noodles from the food bank – real smooth, champ. And that carbon tax flip–flop after Pierre’s three–year crusade? It’s like you’re auditioning for “Spineless Sellout of the Year.” Socials are ablaze with #CarneyCoverUp and whispers of foreign cash in your coffers. Your Liberal ship isn’t sinking, Mark – it’s a submarine with a screen–door hull, and you’re the captain yelling, “Full speed ahead!” Truly astonishing to take in.
And Jagmeet Singh , you pitiful little megaphone of puerile irrelevance. You insufferable pest, what are you even doing? That debate performance was like watching a toddler fling Cheerios at a chess match.
Screaming “What about healthcare?!” like it’s your one line in a school play – did you think that’d make you matter? Social media across several platforms tore you to shreds, calling you a “car alarm with a turban” and a guy “campaigning for TikTok clout, not votes.”
Your Burnaby rally had fewer people than a vegan barbecue, and your platform? It’s like you photocopied a 2019 NDP pamphlet and called it a day. Pierre’s tax cuts and Mark’s scandal–palooza have left you choking on their dust, and dodging the U.S. trade threat question? Darling, you’re not even a sideshow – you’re the guy selling stale popcorn outside the circus tent. Try not to trip over your own ego on the way out, mmkay?
So, there it is, gents.
Pierre, you’re Canada’s last hope, a beacon of determined integrity in a sea of suits.
Mark, your Liberal dumpster fire’s so bright it’s visible from space.
And Jagmeet, bless your oblivious heart, you’re the election’s equivalent of a participation trophy.
April 28’s coming, and if this week’s any clue, Pierre’s got the heart, Mark’s got the nerve, and Jagmeet’s got… well, a mirror to practice his healthcare fear porn rally call.
Canada’s watching, boys – don’t disappoint
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The New Brunswick Court of Appeal ruled that an Indigenous group cannot claim Aboriginal title over private property, stating that such a declaration would undermine private property rights and reconciliation efforts in Canada.
This decision contrasts with a recent ruling in British Columbia that recognized Aboriginal title on privately owned lands.
New Brunswick Court Ruling on Indigenous Land Claims
Overview of the Ruling
The New Brunswick Court of Appeal has ruled that the Wolastoqey Nation cannot seek a declaration of Aboriginal title over privately owned land.
This decision emphasizes the protection of private property rights and suggests that such claims could hinder reconciliation efforts between Indigenous groups and non-Indigenous Canadians.
Key Points of the Decision
Private Land Exemption:
The court determined that Aboriginal title cannot coexist with private property rights. This means that the Wolastoqey Nation can only pursue claims for Aboriginal title on Crown land, not on privately...